We often used to have these movie or gaming marathon nights. But lately I did some number crunching and came up with the conclusion that our marathon nights are headed towards a downfall and the major reason for this is people spending more than usual time on the toilet seat rather than in front of the screens.
Careful analysis into this topic led me to discover that one of the major cause for this is the rise of the digital shit. This is the phenomenon where even after we are done with our shit, we keep on sitting over our shit for a prolonged period of time using one of our digital devices. Some more surveys and research led us to discover that it has increased washroom time by an average of 4 minutes 28 seconds.
It was just another lord of the rings marathon night when i lost my cool and decided to return to the good old days of analog shit. No digital shit on marathon nights, simple.
Needless to say this was too god to be not printed on a tee. After all it's up to us now to save the marathon nights of the world and teach the world how to live life and fulfill their purpose.
Tell us when was your last analog shit in the comments below.
This analog shit geek t shirt rick is screen printed on a 100% cotton black colored psycho store t shirt.