Ques : Why should i pre-order?

Ans : Look at the loot, just look at it damn it. You know how many mercenaries have been hired to snatch this loot from us and you ask why should you pre-order. Our production minions are playing with their lives here to get you this loot and for that we need your confirmation as there is a limit to everything.

So pre-order this right now and we start shipping from 20th Mar.

Our minions are risking their life here to bring you this loot from the dark side of the moon. Do you have any idea how many mercaneries have been hired to snatch this loot from us. So some confirmation from your side that you indeed really want your share of the loot will be a nice gesture.
Their last tranmission informed us that expected date of arrival will be 20th Mar.

So just pray that nothing goes wrong and that g-man does not get involved.