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Product Description

Based on real fictional events

It was the dawn of the century where an epic battle that has been going for ages was about to come to an end. The balance of the force was about to be shifted to either of the side and it all rested on the capture of a very important and dusty camp site. Millions layed down their lives in their pursuit to capture that camp site. both sides suffered extreme losses, almost all of their global elites were nearing their ends. Just a handful of extremely elite ones remained along with some campers as well who were able to survive this long thanks to their noob camping skills. But there is indeed a thin line that even a noob camping guy should not cross and that is, trying to defuse a bomb without a defusal kit that too in the presence of global elites. Moreover if this particular bomb went off, it would have been an extremely heavy blow to their side.
The guy defusing the bomb was reciting the prayer under his breath "In the name of the super saiyan god goku, the holy sons gohan and goten and the eternal dragon shenron', please make this bomb defuse faster. Right then and there in the heat of the battle, a global elite made the right decision and gave a head shot to that guy, his own guy because he knew very well the consequences of the failure. he got to the bomb and defused it in a jiffy using the defusal kit and vowed to always have this coffee mug handy that would remind everyone not to act like that loser and to buy a defuser.

Fast forward 30 years, peace has been restored to the valley and in rememberance of that fateful day, we are giving an opportunity to each and every one of you to get this mug and remind the whole world around you to always and always buy a defuser.

Let us know your bomb defusal moments in the comments below.

This counter strike gaming coffee mug is digitally printed using alien technology.